July 2nd, 2023 at 12:07AM

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July 2nd, 2023 at 12:07AM

batsiblingfun:

Jason: MAKE ROOM PEOPLE!

Bruce: What are you doing? Why are you wearing a safety vest?

Jason: I’m the Bat-OSHA inspector

Bruce: Did Duke put you up to this?

Jason: No, I volunteered. Now if you could step aside sir, I’m trying to do my job

Bruce: I’m not going to be able to stop you, am I?

Jason: Nope. Now let’s see, you’ve got literal bats flying around. Stalagmites and stalactites everywhere, that’s a tripping hazard. Nowhere near enough handrails. No marked emergency exists. With all this moisture in the air, this place is basically a brothel for mold. I’m not sure what the proper enclosures for a cow and turkey are, but I know a cave ain’t it. And it’s that a child working in a box I see?

Bruce: Tim is in the “anti-villian enrichment enclosure” that you made for him!

Tim: Hi Jason!

Jason: Hi Tiny!- I hope you know keeping children in boxes is something not tolerated by Bat-OSHA.

Bruce: You put him in there not 30 minutes ago!

Jason: Always an excuse for everything.

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July 1st, 2023 at 1:49PM

cryptotheism:

The hoes are unimpressed with your sarcastic detachment, and are enchanted with my sincere wonder. Writhe like the worm you are.

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July 1st, 2023 at 1:49PM

marlynnofmany:

anexperimentallife:

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Delighted by the mental images this evokes.

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June 30th, 2023 at 3:29PM

angstics:

my good friends, PTSD and CUNT

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June 30th, 2023 at 3:25PM

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Louise Glück, “Unpainted Door” Poems 1962-2012 / Ingmar Bergman, Bergman On Bergman interviews with Stig Bjorkman, Torsten Manns and Jonas Sima / Moonlight 2016 dir. Barry Jenkins / Fiona Apple, Second Bite interview by Craig McLean, The Guardian / Eighth Grade 2018 dir. Bo Burnham / Norman Rockwell, Little Girl Looking Downstairs at Christmas Party / Anne Carson, “The Anthropology of Water” in Plainwater

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June 30th, 2023 at 3:23PM
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Anonymous asked:

hi! could you please do a web weave about feeling inferior to your older siblings and not seen by your parents, not feeling like you’re good enough and having to be so LOUD AND OUT THERE to get a smidge of attention?

asoftepiloguemylove:

" 'Your Father is my Father too. He made me too.' / 'So what?' / 'Why...' Sophia raises her eyes to the ceiling, searching for a divinity that is not there, not for her. Her eyes fill up with hopelessness. She asks a ques-tion older than day and night. 'Why doesn't He love me like He loves you?' "ALT
"HARPER: When you pray, what do you pray for? // JOE: I pray for God to crush me, break me up into little pieces and start all over again."ALT
Screencap from "Shameless." The first image shows a crying, older blonde woman standing in a living room. The caption reads: " 'And I appreciate that, Fiona, but I'm here now...and Liam belongs with me...I'm his mother.' " The second image shows a younger brunette woman. There are visible tears in her eyes. She stands in front of a staircase. The caption reads: " 'You were my mother too!' "ALT
"Isaac did not forgive his father / When they returned home he saw / In the sidelong glances of his father's eyes / That everything had changed / Under the cold knife / That kissed his skin on the mountain / He knew they could never / Be the same again / 'You were my father,' / He wanted to say / 'So why couldn't you be / my father?' "ALT
"[Verse 1] / Maybe I've done enough / And your golden child grew up / Maybe this trophy isn't real love / And with or without it I'm good enough"ALT
A teenage girl stands in an old village. Her long blonde hair has been braided to the side. She wears dirty, old-timey clothing. The caption reads: "I am your daughter!"ALT
"I used to invent love when necessary. When I walked alone on the riverbank. Or whenever the level of salt would rise in my body, I would invent the river."ALT

i did my best with this one. i hope you’re doing okay <33

Catherynne M. Valente Comfort Me with Apples / Tony Kushner Millennium Approaches / Shameless (2011-2021); But at Last Came a Knock dir. Mark Mylod / Amatullah Bourdon And My Father’s Love Was Nothing Next to God’s Will / Sleeping At Last Three / The VVitch (2015) dir. Robert Eggers / Mahmoud Darwish In the Presence of Absence

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June 30th, 2023 at 1:53PM
asker

bacony-cakes asked:

are you interested in purchasing my revolutionary locomotive design

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amtrak-official:

bacony-cakes:

amtrak-official:

This is clearly something from the next century of the future, I’ll take 5p

You won’t regret it, friend! I also sell tyre-based versions.

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That one’s ugly

Problems with your wheel bearings???

Don’t worry about it! Let’s quadruple the amount of wheels to bear.

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June 28th, 2023 at 12:07AM

symphonyincoordination:

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I enjoy Hawkeye’s reaction of pure glee at seeing Kilnger’s latest attempt in Hawkeye Get Your Gun.

…Shame about all the racism in that one

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June 28th, 2023 at 12:07AM

ladyshinga:

“Stop exploring the ocean!” = ❌🚫❎👎

“Stop letting rich people explore it for their own vanity and instead fund scientists who know what they’re doing down there, are exploring it for the actual betterment of humanity and their understanding of the world we live in, and won’t go down there in subs that havn’t been peer-reviewed to hell and back” = 🤘💙🆗✔️

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June 28th, 2023 at 12:05AM

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June 28th, 2023 at 12:04AM

freckleslikestars:

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The X Files Quotes that I say/reference so often that I’ve had to make gifs of them part 2/?

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June 28th, 2023 at 12:01AM

asoftepiloguemylove:

"Well, let it pass; April is over, April is over. There are all kinds of love in the world, but never the same love twice. // F. Scott Fitzgerald"ALT
Painting of three hands reaching out to intertwine with each other. Red paint covers their fingers and the palm of the hand at the bottom.ALT
"I burned so long so quiet you must have wondered / if I loved you back. I did, I did, I do. // Annelyse Gelman"ALT
"it didn't matter as much what the future holds, though. I love you anyway. For now, or for then, or forever, however it shakes out. I'm already better for knowing you."ALT
Painting of two women. The first sits upright, looking at something out of sight. Her legs are crossed over each other. Her left foot is dipped into a small pond below. Beside her is another woman. She lays on her back with her hands stretched upwards. Three birds fly close to her.ALT
"And so I try to be kind to everything I see, and in everything I see, I see him. // Hanya Yanagihra, A Little Life"ALT
"to love and lose and still be kind. // - Warsan Shire"ALT

on love that lingers

F. Scott Fitzgerald The Short Stories / Jen Mazza Lie from Peripety (2008) / Annelyse Gelman / unknown / Gioacchino Pagliei The Naiads / Hanya Yanagihara A Little Life / Warsan Shire

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June 28th, 2023 at 12:00AM

txttletale:

jimmmachintosh:

samasaur:

emo-56:

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garf :3 💜💙

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the full strip

That makes it WORSE

one call from each tower

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June 27th, 2023 at 11:59PM

dumbass102:

madderhatter:

Sound ON

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