sophiasrant:

I love the two very different reactions that Bruce would have to his children dating their respective superboys

Damian: Father, I am romantically involved with Jon. I know this may-

Bruce: OH THANK GOD.

Damian: what

Bruce: someone responsible who can keep you in line

Meanwhile

Tim: Hey Bruce, I just thought I should tell you. I’m dating Conner-

Bruce: Conner? Like Kon-el Conner? Like Conner Kent Conner? Like Superboy Conner?

Tim: Uh, yes

Bruce: Oh no. I always knew this day would come. I have to get the Kryptonite ready. Maybe I can still salvage this.

Tim: I don’t understand. You already knew I was bi. I thought you were supportive. What’s going on-

Bruce: Hey, I don’t care that you’re dating a boy. I CARE THAT YOU’RE DATING THAT BOY. MY SON IS TOO GOOD FOR THAT SCOUNDREL.

Tim: I don’t know what I was expecting, honestly.

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onenicebugperday:
“I’ve seen a few ~aesthetic~ photos of rock stacks in rivers recently and this is just a reminder that you are destroying habitat when you move rocks around in rivers and streams.
In addition to dragonfly nymphs, rocky river beds...

onenicebugperday:

I’ve seen a few ~aesthetic~ photos of rock stacks in rivers recently and this is just a reminder that you are destroying habitat when you move rocks around in rivers and streams.

In addition to dragonfly nymphs, rocky river beds are home to lots of other larval invertebrates like damselflies, mayflies, water beetles, caddisflies, stoneflies, and a bunch of dipterans. Not to mention lots of fish and amphibians!

Plus large scale rock stacking can change the flow of a stream and lead to increased erosion.

Anyway dragonfly for admiration:

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Calico pennant by nbdragonflyguy

derinthescarletpescatarian:

smallestwitchwiththebiggesthat:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

I think there should be a spider-man who bites robbers and injects them with venom and drinks their liquefied organs

Spiderverse doctor octopus saying "There's three, actually"ALT

Of course there would be

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mrnargle:

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whenever my program freezes

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gallopinggallifreyans:

gunkopopfigurine:

Bro some fucking tree fines are not going to bankrupt universal studios holy shit

No but it’s about the vengeance

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freakwiththeknifecollection:

yellenabelova:

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#The best thing about Barbie (2023) is probably Ryan Gosling who method acted too hard

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spicyblogger2:

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spicyblogger2:

My little sister’s new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend’s name that she hasn’t gotten covered up yet

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She broke up with him but I also just got the same tattoo

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OK my dad also got it

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DYLAN!

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cloacacarnage:

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

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Baseball players are to be feared

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Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

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Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

World Heritage Post

Clip from a newspaper. It is a quote from Randy Johnson, Seattle Mariners pitcher. "I don't own a gun, but I keep a bag of baseballs near our bed. If someone breaks in they better be wearing a batting helmet because I'm going to throw at their head."

personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this

imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this man’s house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird

Are we all forgetting that Randy Johnson then went on to make a sports photography company, and the logo for said company is the obliterated bird?


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Max Kepler’s parents are both ballet dancers so when he tripped on his bat he rolled into it and got up sprinting

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flusteredpolecat:

hydok:

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insanelycoolish:

impuretale:

drunp:

this is peak Craigslist

I want to know if they got answers. 

I really wanna know how this turned out.

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Just so you guys know.

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

I’ve seen this ad, but i can finally rest knowing what happened.

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stonecoveredinivy:

Bruce: You guys have to work together. I know being a sibling is hard, but

Tim: *obvious laugh disguised as a cough*

Dick: *Spills soup onto his chin*

Jason: *almost drops his spoon*

Duke: *actually drops his spoon*

Cass: *eyes widen*

Damian: I’m- I’m sorry?

Bruce: I know having sibings-

Tim: no you don’t.

Jason: last I checked, you don’t have siblings

Dick: hold on, it grows everyday so I’m just gonna- *stands up and walks to family portrait*

Duke: is it different?

Dick: ..no he doesn’t have a sibling.

Bruce: but-

Cass: no.

Damian: Father, you can not speak on this topic. Pennyworth, thank you for the meal, I will be in my room.

Tim: same I gotta process that you think you can talk

Bruce: guys-

Dick: bye.

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juniorstargazergoke:

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The Mummy (1999)

Director: Stephen Sommers

Cinematographer: Adrian Biddle